Dear JuneBug / Need A Snappy Comeback

Indendence
judy
on Aug 04

I have heard this from co-workers and I am usually stunned. Judy (not my real name)you are poor so you should vote Democrat. Huh? Just a one-liner would help.

Brunbrit
JuneBug
on Aug 04

Huh? Is right! Thanks for writing Judy. I may need more info on your coworkers, though. The better to burn them back. I am assuming the crack they are making is that Demorats support welfare. Keeping the poor down so they vote demorat every year. Are they democrats? This would help my ‘one liner’ answering. Give me a little more info please.

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princetrumpet
on Aug 05

“How would raising my taxes make me less poor?”

“You want Charlie Rangel to draft me so I can earn more money in the Army?”

“What good is money if I just got blown up by a terrorist?”

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marantAZ
on Aug 05

Those are good, prince. Hows about…

“Now why would poor working people want to vote for someone that’s just going to take their money and give it away to those that don’t work?”
or

“I vote Republican because I’d like to be able to keep the money I earn.”
or

“Believe it or not, I vote Republican because I care about all of you.”


Nah, they’d never understand that last one.

Brunbrit
JuneBug
on Aug 05

You are right about the “they wouldn’t understand” hahaha! Thank you for helping guys! I can’t do this job alone. I wish I knew more about the offenders. Knowledge is power and I’d like her to have the best amunition for the job.:-)

Indendence
judy
on Aug 05

Ok, I have one of those jobs Americans won’t do, I am taking the opportunity this great county provides and am going to college at nite. But in the meantime I work with a bunch of Dems, mostly uninformed about the issues.

MarantAZ,I like the last one.

Indendence
judy
on Aug 05

PS. Prince when I mean poor, I mean I don’t pay much in taxes. Some but not alot. I would like to be earning more that is why I go to school.

Brunbrit
JuneBug
on Aug 05

Thank you for shedding light on the subject. Let me say that I am very proud of your for working so hard and going to school to better yourself. I have flipped alotta burgers in my life and wouldn’t change that for the world. A great work ethic carries through a lifetime. Now, down to business…...... Directed comment: “Judy, you are poor so poor you should vote Democrat.”............Response: “In that case, I WILL vote Democrat. Let me start by quiting my job and collecting welfare. The money I get WILL be taken out of your paycheck. Thanks!”.........I hope that helps. If it doesn’t, I’ll try to think of more.

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marantAZ
on Aug 06

Don’t forget, Judy, to tell them thanks for paying for your education once you get your grant money!

Indendence
judy
on Aug 06

I like it. Short, snappy. Just what I am looking for. Thanks. This is way better than Dear Abbey.

Brunbrit
JuneBug
on Aug 06

:-)