There is this site I just started going to, and the two most prominent features that have jumped out at me are a picture of a dog turd and a woman who thinks she is in some way qualified to answer questions from people, despite virtually nothing under her command, seemingly least of all intelligence, wit, or even spelling. What do I do?
Let me help you with that, agdavis. Assuming you’re not being forced to visit this site by some nefarious liberal who is conducting mind control experiments on you, you have the freedom to choose NOT to visit that website. You have the freedom to decide for yourself what you will see and hear; if something offends you, turn away from it, or, in this case, turn the page and go to another site. It’s really quite simple… let me walk you through it… at the top of your browser is an icon for your home web page … it the one labeled HOME… if you click on it, you will be taken back to your home page, and then you can start all over again… just be sure you don’t go to that evil website with the turd. As for how you know it came from a dog, or some other animal, I’m going to suggest you seek professional help, as you have too much knowledge of excretions, and I do not know how to remove shit from your brains.
Thank you for answering this one, marantAZ! I can’t read it. It’s written in Russian or something. I’m so glad you helped me out. From your response the person must have been a real bag of sh__, eh? Thanks again. I owe you a drink AND a kiss on the cheek!
Oh. Well then I won’t return. It doesn’t look like you guys will be here much longer, anyway… the Half Hour News Hour was just canceled, and it seems Conservapedia is also on the rocks. I guess people are discovering that the Conservative Answer to __ isn’t a viable formula. Good luck with curing cancer with that SUPER SECRET FORMULA banned by the FDA that you can ORDER NOW.
agdavis on Aug 09
Dear Bug
There is this site I just started going to, and the two most prominent features that have jumped out at me are a picture of a dog turd and a woman who thinks she is in some way qualified to answer questions from people, despite virtually nothing under her command, seemingly least of all intelligence, wit, or even spelling. What do I do?
marantAZ on Aug 09
Let me help you with that, agdavis. Assuming you’re not being forced to visit this site by some nefarious liberal who is conducting mind control experiments on you, you have the freedom to choose NOT to visit that website. You have the freedom to decide for yourself what you will see and hear; if something offends you, turn away from it, or, in this case, turn the page and go to another site. It’s really quite simple… let me walk you through it… at the top of your browser is an icon for your home web page … it the one labeled HOME… if you click on it, you will be taken back to your home page, and then you can start all over again… just be sure you don’t go to that evil website with the turd. As for how you know it came from a dog, or some other animal, I’m going to suggest you seek professional help, as you have too much knowledge of excretions, and I do not know how to remove shit from your brains.
JuneBug on Aug 09
Thank you for answering this one, marantAZ! I can’t read it. It’s written in Russian or something. I’m so glad you helped me out. From your response the person must have been a real bag of sh__, eh? Thanks again. I owe you a drink AND a kiss on the cheek!
marantAZ on Aug 09
Woo Hoo!
Not much of a problem, though, just your typically arrogant, snotty know-it-all Liberal jerk. Happy to be of assistance!
Pickles! on Aug 09
fly on Aug 14
HA!!
JuneBug on Aug 14
thank goodness for marantAZ!
agdavis on Aug 18
Oh. Well then I won’t return. It doesn’t look like you guys will be here much longer, anyway… the Half Hour News Hour was just canceled, and it seems Conservapedia is also on the rocks. I guess people are discovering that the Conservative Answer to __ isn’t a viable formula. Good luck with curing cancer with that SUPER SECRET FORMULA banned by the FDA that you can ORDER NOW.
JuneBug on Aug 18
buh bye
fly on Aug 18
Oh,, back to Air America? Call your boss george stuffinenvelopes and tell him you don’t have the gonads for the job.
princetrumpet on Aug 24
If he works for Err America that would explain why he’s so good at being able to tell when things are about to go belly up.