I have not fell of the face of the earth. I have had company all this week and I am expecting company tomorrow. It looks like wednesday I will be free of said company and I will try to be more active on the Qube.
Since this is an advise line I suppose I should at least ask a question.
At a formal dinner, can I use the salad fork exclusively? I prefer a salad fork over the traditional dinner fork because the salad fork fits my hand more comfortably. Also it seems I tend to take smaller bites of food than most people and the salad fork is more accommodating. Would using the salad fork exclusively garner me spanks and being booted from the dinner table?
STFU!!! I use a salad fork exclusively no matter where or when!! Cooool! For similar reasons too. That and I have a little mouth. The other fork is too big! Since it’s your house than by all means, use the salad fork. Now, if I were having dinner at the white house, I would google table etiquette ASAP. In that case I am sure the salad fork for the whole meal would be bad. But I wouldn’t care because I wouldn’t eat much. I would be too busy gazing into G.W. Bush’s eyes!
Spanks? Of course you deserve spanks! But I wouldn’t boot you from the table. Unless you asked real niiiice. :-) Thanks for writing!
Pickles! on Aug 11
Dear Junebug,
I have not fell of the face of the earth. I have had company all this week and I am expecting company tomorrow. It looks like wednesday I will be free of said company and I will try to be more active on the Qube.
Since this is an advise line I suppose I should at least ask a question.
At a formal dinner, can I use the salad fork exclusively? I prefer a salad fork over the traditional dinner fork because the salad fork fits my hand more comfortably. Also it seems I tend to take smaller bites of food than most people and the salad fork is more accommodating. Would using the salad fork exclusively garner me spanks and being booted from the dinner table?
Yours Sonorously,
Pickles!
JuneBug on Aug 12
STFU!!! I use a salad fork exclusively no matter where or when!! Cooool! For similar reasons too. That and I have a little mouth. The other fork is too big! Since it’s your house than by all means, use the salad fork. Now, if I were having dinner at the white house, I would google table etiquette ASAP. In that case I am sure the salad fork for the whole meal would be bad. But I wouldn’t care because I wouldn’t eat much. I would be too busy gazing into G.W. Bush’s eyes!
Spanks? Of course you deserve spanks! But I wouldn’t boot you from the table. Unless you asked real niiiice. :-) Thanks for writing!
JuneBug on Aug 23
ok Pickles, where have you been?
Pickles! on Oct 01
Soooo sorry, it’s a long story! But I’m back! What the hell has been happening here while I’ve been gone lol!
JuneBug on Oct 01
welcome back! oh, you know. the usual nice people sharing information and then a few jerks mouthing off.
hasn’t been the same without you, pal.
Pickles! on Oct 02
Ty ty…so business as usual I see lol!