Dear JuneBug / Junebug, Are You Being Impersonated?

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marantAZ
on Aug 16

Or is that really you asking for those ads in Finns group?

Brunbrit
JuneBug
on Aug 17

Thats me. I am so bad I swear. I’m havin fun is all. do I offend you? Not my intent if thats the case.

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marantAZ
on Aug 17

Oh no, my dear, it takes quite a bit to offend me. But you are being bad, and spankings are in order.

Brunbrit
JuneBug
on Aug 17

YES!!!

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mr_phaethon
on Aug 23

The mental picture this engenders is nauseating. JuneBug, the rolls of skin lumping over the side of her ski pants, being spanked by the dancing monkey of agnosticism.

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JuneBug
on Aug 23

whatever, FAG!!!!!!!!!!

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mr_phaethon
on Aug 23

Oh no she’s calling me gay! I was born in the fifties too, so I take that as an insult!

Really pathetic, pillsbury. Maybe if you cram a few more exclamation points onto the end there in between smearing handfuls of makeup on, you might be more effective. Loser.

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princetrumpet
on Aug 24

Well, this is odd.

I thought you beat a hasty retreat a month ago, P, or so you posted. Why do you think anyone cares about the unique visons you are having? For symptoms of nausea, putting your head between your legs for as long as you may enjoy that sort of thing might be better than showing up just to insult someone younger than yourself like JB. But hey… this is America and if doing that somehow makes you feel good about who you are, go for it. Condescension and posting to someone whom you can’t look at in the eye is good for some souls apparently. And you call her a loser? Fascinating.

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mr_phaethon
on Aug 24

Sure, I left. Arguing here was tiring. But I decided to come back and just mock. It’s a lot easier, infinitely more entertaining, and I am free of the constrictions of politeness. Before I tried to be courteous as much as possible to individuals, but was often met with foulness. This is a hell of a lot more fun.

I’m not sure why the fuck you think Marant is younger than me. If he has a fourteen-year-old son, that’s damn near impossible. I’m in my twenties. Plus, you can clearly see in his desperation to be liked that he has met with enough affrontery to put him off.

It’s impossible to post to them in any way other than condescending, just like I can’t fall any which way but down. And I’d happily look them in the eyes, but to do that I’d have to cover myself in grime and beg for admittance to the Land Where Slogans Are King. But oh thank god you showed up and dispensed wisdom and… but wait… what’s that? Hypocrisy and condescension even as he points out when I do that? No… no… he can’t be calling the kettle black as he attempts to lord his judgement and… no… say it ain’t so… oh no…

In other words, fuck you, Trumpet. Say something worthwhile. I haven’t seen you say more than a handful of words on anything which could be disagreed with, you have all the guts of a stuffed owl. I’ve peeled bananas with more spine than you, you ivory tower jackass.

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princetrumpet
on Aug 24

Oh, you flatter me. The fuck why I thought what I did, had to do with my believing you posted something about your being born in the 50s, that’s why that the fuck. I don’t know what the fuck connection you made to marant. That the fuck, too.

Your goodbye letter and this latest tome are laughable when put together (Holy condescension, Batman, you’re right… that was a bad one). Say something worthwhile to a liberal twenty-something year old? Sorry… don’t think that’s possible. But thanks for the laughs… you do amuse us.

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mr_phaethon
on Aug 24

Jesus h. christ, you fail at using expletives. You fail at life. You’re like a retarded monkey trying to climb up on a unicycle: it’s funny and sad at the same time. If you lack reading comprehension, you ass-chowing loompa, than just sit there quietly being holy instead of trying to chime in.

I do agree though, fuckstick, you can’t say anything worthwhile. I’m glad I amuse you, though, asshole, since this is much more amusing than what I was doing before. My goodbye letter (wow that one sentence goddamn what a letter) was a goodbye to civil discourse, which was exhausting and earned me nothing but contempt from slackjawed retard monkeys like you here. I’m not sure how much profanity I have to cram into my fucking posts to get banned, but we’re going to see. You fucking cuntbiscuit.

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princetrumpet
on Aug 24

I’m sorry you missed the 4th Star Trek film, otherwise you would have realized what I was doing. But at least you’re still making me laugh. Shoot, hey look at the clock… okay, Cubby, it’s naptime for you. The grownups want to talk.

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mr_phaethon
on Aug 24

The Voyage Home? Let’s save the dolphins? You should be fucking ashamed to be referencing that. Give me some Wrath of Khan or something good, asstard, not your clumsy references to a movie full of fucking plot holes. It’s equivalent to Superman 4 in quality. What’s next, you going to be throwing in some goddamn references to It’s Pat or Showgirls? Good fucking job, bumfuck.

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marantAZ
on Aug 27

Prince, I just read this group from where you started posting … you are a funny guy, and he never came close to understanding it. ST4! The fuck you say! HAHAHAHAHA! ZOOOOOOM! Right over his head! Double dumbass indeed!! Too funny. oh, I need oxygen.