starlight problem / Lame Excuse #1

uberman33
on Aug 23

My favorite religious explanation for the starlight problem is thus:

“The speed of light used to be faster.”

Which is pretty much one of the most hilarious examples of: “Theres no way we can be right, but theres ABSOLUTELY no way were gonna admit were wrong!”

Madness
on Aug 23

Lame Excuse #2:

God created the stars hundreds of thousands of light years away, and created the in-transit photons a few thousand light years away to make them appear as if they were emitted from those far away stars before creation.

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mr_phaethon
on Aug 23

God sure is a huge dick, ain’t he?

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princetrumpet
on Nov 26

And you’re a little pussy. G-d wins.