A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, “this must be your lucky day!” “why’s that?” the man asks, the bartender says “have I got something to show you!”
The bartender walks to a cage with a monkey in it. Pulls the monkey out and hits him over the head with a beer bottle and yells “SUCK MY D _ _ K !!”
The monkey does. After thats over the bartender says to the man, “you wanna do it too?”
“OK” the man says. “But you don’t have to hit me THAT hard!”
JuneBug on Sep 25
A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, “this must be your lucky day!” “why’s that?” the man asks, the bartender says “have I got something to show you!”
The bartender walks to a cage with a monkey in it. Pulls the monkey out and hits him over the head with a beer bottle and yells “SUCK MY D _ _ K !!”
The monkey does. After thats over the bartender says to the
man, “you wanna do it too?”
“OK” the man says.
“But you don’t have to hit me THAT hard!”
princetrumpet on Sep 26
Man walks into a bar and says Ouch!”
princetrumpet on Sep 26
Priest, rabbi, and minister walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
princetrumpet on Sep 26
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
JuneBug on Sep 26
hee-hee!
princetrumpet on Sep 27
What did the fish say when he hit his head?
“Dam!”