An old man was lying in a hospital bed recovering from surgery. He had tubes coming out of his mouth, nose, everywhere!
A young nurse who had just started working at the hospital came into the room to give him a sponge bath.
“Are my testicles black!!” shouted the man.
Ummmm…I don’t know, Mr. Smith. The head nurse told me to just was your face and hands.
Are my Testicles BLLAAACK!!!?
Ummmm…I dunno…Oh dear. What to do!
(just then the head nurse walked in the room. she was a big lady. a real ‘nurse Ratchet’ kind of character)
so ratchet says “What is going on in here!! what seems to be the problem? why all the shouting, Mr. Smith!!
ARE .. MY ..TESTICLES .. BLACK!!!!!????
Lemme See!! (so nurse ratchet pulls the blanket down, lifts his hospital gown, looks at his balls, pulls the gown back down and puts his blanket back on him)
They Are Fine!!
Mr. Smith gets soooo pissed! He pulls his oxygen mask off and says, “I said…Are My TEST RESULTS BACK!!!”
JuneBug on Sep 26
An old man was lying in a hospital bed recovering from surgery.
He had tubes coming out of his mouth, nose, everywhere!
A young nurse who had just started working at the hospital came into the room to give him a sponge bath.
“Are my testicles black!!”
shouted the man.
Ummmm…I don’t know, Mr. Smith. The head nurse told me to just was your face and hands.
Are my Testicles BLLAAACK!!!?
Ummmm…I dunno…Oh dear. What to do!
(just then the head nurse walked in the room. she was a big lady. a real ‘nurse Ratchet’ kind of character)
so ratchet says “What is going on in here!!
what seems to be the problem? why all the shouting, Mr. Smith!!
ARE .. MY ..TESTICLES .. BLACK!!!!!????
Lemme See!! (so nurse ratchet pulls the blanket down, lifts his hospital gown, looks at his balls, pulls the gown back down and puts his blanket back on him)
They Are Fine!!
Mr. Smith gets soooo pissed! He pulls his oxygen mask off and says, “I said…Are My TEST RESULTS BACK!!!”
JuneBug on Sep 27
argh, I didn’t mean for all the slanty writing. oops